We’re almost there. The election is only 2 days away, with any luck some of our more prominent politicians will soon be looking for alternative emloyment. I was giving some thought to writing about this issue, when our good friends at Frank PR gave me a call and reckoned their client  MyWorkSearch.co.uk had done some thinking on this very issue. This obviously pleased me greatly, as instead ofhaving to put some thought into this issue, I could just copy and paste! So thanks to MyWorkSearch.co.uk, I'm about to have a beer with the spare time you have given me! My personal favourite is the thought of Lempik Opik as an erotic fiction writer! 

CONSTITUENCY	SKILLS,EXPERIENCE, PERSONALITY	IDEAL JOB
Gordon Brown, Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath	Likes meeting members of the public, not afraid to express his views,  champion of minorities (especially Eastern Europeans)	Community Diversity Officer
David Cameron, Witney	Member of the ‘Bullingdon’ club, likes making cuts, enjoys running outdoors, wants to ‘beef up’ national security	Organic butcher
Nick Clegg, Sheffield Hallam	‘Man of the people’, likes putting a spanner in the works	Plumber
Jacqui Smith, Redditch	Original ‘Blair Babe’, knowledge of education, detention and sex laws, husband enjoys adult films	Anne Summers Party Organiser
Vince Cable, Twickenham	Experienced orator, good with numbers, used to playing second fiddle	Second-hand car salesman
George Osborne, Tatton	Used to making predictions on the economy, intricate knowledge of mortgages having been investigated over his repayments by the PSC	Estate Agent
John Prescott, Hull East (Standing down in 2010)	Likes fast cars, knowledge of self-defence, experience of being a deputy	Police Chief
David Miliband, South Shields	Expert in foreign etiquette, known for charm, used to waiting (in line to become next Labour leader)	Concierge
William Hague, Richmond (Yorks)	Known for comic wit during PMQs, experience of TV presenting, preceded David Cameron, boasts 14 pint minimum	Warm-up comedian
Ed Balls, Morley and Outwood	Reputed for being aggressive & ambitious with a treasury background. Once called the ‘most powerful unelected person in Britain’ as a civil servant	Bailiff
Lembit Opik, Montgomeryshire	Rated most liberal MP in parliament, known for liking twosomes	Erotic fiction writer
Nick Griffin, Barking	Cambridge graduate with good writing skills, likes uniforms, used to daily abuse from the public	Traffic Warden