We’re almost there. The election is only 2 days away, with any luck some of our more prominent politicians will soon be looking for alternative emloyment. I was giving some thought to writing about this issue, when our good friends at Frank PR gave me a call and reckoned their client MyWorkSearch.co.uk had done some thinking on this very issue.
This obviously pleased me greatly, as instead ofhaving to put some thought into this issue, I could just copy and paste! So thanks to MyWorkSearch.co.uk, I'm about to have a beer with the spare time you have given me! My personal favourite is the thought of Lempik Opik as an erotic fiction writer!
CONSTITUENCY | SKILLS,EXPERIENCE, PERSONALITY | IDEAL JOB |
Gordon Brown, Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath | Likes meeting members of the public, not afraid to express his views, champion of minorities (especially Eastern Europeans) | Community Diversity Officer |
David Cameron, Witney | Member of the ‘Bullingdon’ club, likes making cuts, enjoys running outdoors, wants to ‘beef up’ national security | Organic butcher |
Nick Clegg, Sheffield Hallam | ‘Man of the people’, likes putting a spanner in the works | Plumber |
Jacqui Smith, Redditch | Original ‘Blair Babe’, knowledge of education, detention and sex laws, husband enjoys adult films | Anne Summers Party Organiser |
Vince Cable, Twickenham | Experienced orator, good with numbers, used to playing second fiddle | Second-hand car salesman |
George Osborne, Tatton | Used to making predictions on the economy, intricate knowledge of mortgages having been investigated over his repayments by the PSC | Estate Agent |
John Prescott, Hull East (Standing down in 2010) | Likes fast cars, knowledge of self-defence, experience of being a deputy | Police Chief |
David Miliband, South Shields | Expert in foreign etiquette, known for charm, used to waiting (in line to become next Labour leader) | Concierge |
William Hague, Richmond (Yorks) | Known for comic wit during PMQs, experience of TV presenting, preceded David Cameron, boasts 14 pint minimum | Warm-up comedian |
Ed Balls, Morley and Outwood | Reputed for being aggressive & ambitious with a treasury background. Once called the ‘most powerful unelected person in Britain’ as a civil servant | Bailiff |
Lembit Opik, Montgomeryshire | Rated most liberal MP in parliament, known for liking twosomes | Erotic fiction writer |
Nick Griffin, Barking | Cambridge graduate with good writing skills, likes uniforms, used to daily abuse from the public | Traffic Warden |
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